Thursday 15 April 2010

No News Today

Due to a Volcanic Cloud of Death smothering the country and all citizens being advised to say indoors, preferably locked in a cupboard with enough spam sandwitches and warm fanta to see out the apocalypse, there will be no new gaming news.

It is a known fact that due to the way the PS3 cooling system works this deadly choking death dust can get into the system and systematically block the venting and cause the Cell Processor to short out, causing more angsty posts than the Great PSN Outage of March 1st.

Gamers are advised that small handhelds can be used provided you seal yourself in an air tight bin bag to prevent dust contamination first. We at U3S are lucky enough to work out of a decommisioned cold war nuclear bunker and have enough chip pan filters to keep the air ducting filters working for the next decade.

I bet your friends are feeling silly now for all those bottlecaps you saved up following your post Fallout 3 addition. see, you knew you were right all along, who's laughing now hey, who's laughing? or more likely coughing and chokeing and puking up blood as the volcanic dust settles in their lungs forming a hard concrete like layer before they black out and suffocate.

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10 comments:

  1. damn, we've been here over a year, and no one noticed, not even me, how time flies hey...

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  2. *ponders*

    Time flies.....when you throw your clock out the window!

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  3. ning is a bit fooked at the moment! few blog posts reckon it is going to be a paid-for service soon.

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  4. @pablo

    suppose its about time for crowd to commit to the pael if its working for them - dedicated panel site with all the trimmings!

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  6. site URL is down, should be back up in 48hrs.

    hang in there people.

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  7. *puts more coins in the meter*

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  8. ps: my tower of power has borked, can't even get past the boot/bios screen without the display corrupting, can't even get into bios. not a good weekend. lucky i have my netbook, i COULD have used my linux powered PS3 in the meantime but......

    you see, it's times like this that Other O/S were important.

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